Tuesday, December 20, 2005

SPEARS MOST-SEARCHED FOR ON THE WEB

Britney Spears has topped Yahoo's annual list of the most searched for entertainment topic on the internet - despite taking most of 2005 off.

The Toxic singer, who has topped the list for three of the last four years, lost out to Tv contest American Idol in 2004.

Spears, 24, saw a peak in attention on 14 September (05), when she and her dancer husband Kevin Federline announced the birth of their son Sean Preston.

50 Cent, Mariah Carey and newly-single singer Jessica Simpson nudes also proved popular in 2005.

The top 10 is as follows:

1. Britney Spears

2. 50 Cent

3. The Cartoon Network

4. Mariah Carey

5. Green Day

6. essica Simpson

7.Paris Hilton nude

8. Eminem

9. Ciara

10. Lindsay Lohan

Monday, December 12, 2005

Ashlee Simpson and Carmen Electra sympathy for Britney Spears marriage

Among the celebrities who feel sympathy for Britney Spears’s marriage, are also pop star Ashlee Simpson and actress Carmen Electra. After hearing of the pop celebrity reported marriage problems, the actress Carmen Electra advised Britney to get out of the marriage quickly if it isn’t working.

According to the news Britney Spears’s marriage to dancer Kevin Federline is over, after the pop star kicked out Kevin Federline, from their Malibu house and fired his bodyguards for letting Kevin’s drug-addict friend into their house.
Britney suppose to attend the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Tuesday but the pop singer didn’t show up in order to avoid any questions about her marriage.

Britney Banishes the Ferrari; Kevin Parties On

With their newborn son just two months old, the rumors of Britney Spears kicking out the lazy K-Fed may be true after all. Britney is said to be "furious" with her unemployed husband and "wants to punish him." She's starting by taking away the car keys.

A source told Page Six, "She is trying to repossess the $200,000 Ferrari she bought him." and this weekend, pictures of Federline’s Ferrari being taken back to the dealership surfaced on the internet.

"She is sick and tired of his partying ways and the constant flow of complete drug addicts coming in and out of her house," the source added.

Page Six is also reporting that a friend of Kevin's said, "The problem is Britney's mom [Lynne Spears]. She hates Kevin. Since the day Britney had the baby, she has not left Britney's side. She moved into the hospital during the birth, and when Britney left the hospital, the mother moved into the house.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Britney's Baby Snaps Finally Published

Britney Spears has finally let the world see photos of her with her rubbish rapper husband Kevin Federline and her little baby Sean Preston. This is the first time that photos of Britney and her baby have been made available.

Oh, don't pretend that you haven't already seen them when they were leaked to the Internet last month. This is a special occasion, you know.

Britney Spears naked fakes (CDs) - after two months of obsessively shielding little Sean Preston from the eyes of the world - has finally relented and has agreed for a photo of her, Sean Preston and K-Fed to be used on the cover of this week's People Magazine. That the photos coincide with the release of B In The Mix: The Remixes, a CD of remixes of Britney songs, is purely a happy accident. Probably.

The accompanying Britney Spears nude story in People doesn't involve any shocking revelations - like confirmation that Britney really did openly ridicule Kevin Federline's rapping to his face - they were ignored in favour of bland talk about Thanksgiving and Hurricane Katrina charities. The interview did mention, however, that Britney will be eating giblet gravy today - a small fact that made us just a teensy bit queasy.

The Britney baby photos come from a photoshoot taken last month - possibly the same photoshoot from which the Sean Preston photos that were leaked onto the Internet were taken. At the time of the photoshoot, it was reported that Britney had freaked out and stopped the photos being published in People because of fears she was selling out her baby. But that remix album won't sell itself, so the photos have finally seen the light of day.

And as for Sean Preston? He looks like a normal baby. Just like we thought he would.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Catching Up With Britney and Kevin

This is Britney Spears naked photos on November 15th and that is Federline yesterday in New York. I usually try to wait around for the high quality versions of pictures before I post them, but the Spears-Federlines make that process too difficult. Their looks are ever-changing and every day seems to be worse than the day before. The hardest part about keeping up with these two is finding new things to say about them that haven't already been said over and over again. So I'm just going to make this one short and sweet.

Catching Up With Britney and Kevin Part Deux

Here are more pictures from the New York leg of the Brit and KFed "Look, We're Still Married Tour 2005". Star Magazine conducted a poll of its readers recently and the results prove not only do Star readers have common sense, but they took what was left behind when Britney Spears nudes was born without it. The results were as follows:

65% of the readers say Britney nude should divorce Kevin.
Only 28% of them think the couple should try marriage counseling.
91% think KFed is bad for Britney's image.
Only 20% think Kevin really loves his wife.
98% agreed with Federline's ex, Shar Jackson who believes the dancer is "like a leopard who will never change his spots".

100% of me thinks Britney Spears nude and Federline are functionally retarded when it comes to dressing themselves. These two go out of their way to find the dumbest and ugliest clothes and are oblivious enough to wear them with confidence in public. Pigs coat themselves in mud and feces and they still look better than these two on their best day. Come to think of it, pigs can be quite charming especially in comparision to Federline. The results of this poll would have been more favorable of the marriage had Britney married an actual pig rather than Kevin who is a considerably less intelligent barnyard animal.